Mad Libs

To the Tune of: Part of Your World The Little Mermaid


Look at this Weddle Seal, isn`t it neat?
Wouldn`t you think my collection`s complete?
Wouldn`t you think I`m the Weddle Seal
The Weddle Seal who has everything?

Look at this Weddle Seal, treasures untold
How many wonders can one Weddle Seal hold?
Toastering around here, you`d think
Sure, she`s got everything

I`ve got Whippersnappers and Whippersnappers a-plenty
I`ve got who`s-its and what`s-its galore
You Warble thing-a-mabobs?
I`ve got 26
But who cares? No Stiffy deal. I Notice more

I wanna be where the Narwhals are
I wanna see, wanna see `em Sniffing
walkin` around on those
Whaddya call `em? Oh, feet

Jumping your fins, you don`t get too far
Legs are required for Top Spinning, dancin`
Strollin` along down the
What`s that word again? Weddle Seal
Up where Whippersnappers Kick
Up where Whippersnappers run
Up where Whippersnappers stay all day in the sun
Wanderin` free, wish I could be
Part of that Weddle Seal

What would I give if I could live
Outta these Whippersnappers?
What would I pay to spend a day
Warm on the sand?

Betcha on Toilet Seat they understand
Bet they don`t reprimand their Whippersnappers
Bright young women, sick of Scolding
Ready to stand

And ready to know what the Kite know
Ask `em Little questions and get some answers
What`s a Rocket, and why does it
What`s the word? Stab

When`s it my turn?
Wouldn`t I Jump?
Jump to explore that Ship up above
Out of Random Weddle Seal, wish Weddle Seal could be
Catch of that Whippersnapper
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Dear Second Cousin Twice Removed,
I am having a(n) Exuberant time at camp. The counselour is Flat and the food is Jiggely. I metPot Belly Pig and we became Red friends. Unfortunately, Pot Belly Pig is Fluffy and IPooped my Big Toe so we couldn`t go Swimming like everybody else. I need moreShampoo Bottles and a Stupid Sack sharpener, so please Lovely Poke more when youSmack back.
Your Aunt Who Is Divorsed From Uncle But Living Together Secretly And Mom Told Me Not To Tell Anyone But I Just Told You,
Golden Butterfly
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A Galaxy Apart: Star Wars Your Way

Darth Ladynasty looked at his master while his Fluffy breathing filled the room. He was told to go to Chug evrything on the planet of Swoosh. He got in his Candle and jumped to hyperspace. Soon before he reached the planet, he dropped out of hyperspace and was attacked by Rebel Gophers. He Farted them off and continued to the planet`s surface. He landed and confronted more opposition, slicing it down with his Lip. He used the Rhodesean Ridgeback Dragon to choke another Rebel, then Slapped him aside. He finished off all life on the planet with a/an Flippy laugh.

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"Any intelligent fool can make things Stinky, more Porky, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of Socks -- to move in the opposite Iguana."

"Reality is merely a/an Fart, albeit a very Large one."

"Great Albino Wallabies have often encountered violent opposition from weak Building Blocks."

"Technological progress is like an Lawnmower in the hands of a pathological Cashier."

"No, this Sunscreen won`t work... How on earth are you ever going to Smack in terms of chemistry and Bowling so important a biological phenomenon as Jolly love?"

"The release of Pinky power has changed everything except our way of Flapping... the solution to this problem lies in the Tail Bone of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a/an Therapist."

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Veggietales Theme Song

If you like to talk to Chinchillas

If a Cucumber can make you Sniffle

If you like to waltz with Nipples

Up and down the produce Scooter...

Have we got a/an Internet for you! 

ChivesTales, ChivesTales, ChivesTales, ChivesTales, 

ChivesTales, ChivesTales, ChivesTales, ChivesTales! 

Broccoli! Donuts! Gotta be

ChivesTales! 

Slinky beans! Collard Porcupines! Whispy Lincoln Log! 

ChivesTales! 

Cauliflower! Flabby and sour! Half a/an Deciliter! 

ChivesTales! 

There`s never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a/an Internet like ChivesTales!

There`s never-ever-ever-ever-ever been a/an Internet like ChivesTales!

It`s Rib for ChivesTales!

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Larry Boy Theme Mad Lib

Oh Larry Sponge, we need you now.

To show the way, to Kill the day, to Kill the town.

Now from the Binoculars, the Chainsaws squeal.

And to the rescue comes the Vanilla Wafers of Steel.

Oh Larry Sponge, we need you here.

So won`t you come and lend your super-Flubbing Weenus.

Larry Sponge, you`re dynamite.

Fighting what is Shiny, standing up for what is Ploppy ...

`cuz what the world needs now is a Dirt Tester

One that`s Drippy and Saggy and Ratty and Wiggly.

If you haven`t Panted yet then it`s time you know...

`cuz what the world needs now is a Dirt Tester

One that`s Drippy and Saggy and Ratty and Wiggly.

If you haven`t Regurgitated yet then it`s time you know...

(time you knooooow)

Yeah, he is that Dirt Tester...

Larry Sponge: I AM THAT Dirt Tester!

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Robert Forester was a Sexy man. He was alway a Fake type of man. He never hurt anyone... Until 25 years ago. He was even the one who killed Vanessa Hudgens! He used different things to murder people with. Even Dominoes! He once even shoved a mans Belly Button into a Sheep. He was inspired by Cereal Killer. He took souveniors from his victoms, such as Bellies. He then was caught by a Crunchy police man because of the Soft smell coming from his Hammer. He had over 0 bodies in his Lepoard. He was sent to prison for 506 life terms.